{"id":16,"date":"2024-12-03T17:28:48","date_gmt":"2024-12-03T23:28:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/?page_id=16"},"modified":"2024-12-03T17:28:48","modified_gmt":"2024-12-03T23:28:48","slug":"about-us","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/?page_id=16","title":{"rendered":"About Us"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Welcome to Shitty Farms<\/strong>, the proud producer of the most uniquely <em>disappointing<\/em> produce you\u2019ve ever had the pleasure of encountering. Founded in 1875 by the Lumpsworth family, we\u2019ve been cultivating crops for generations, but not the way you\u2019d expect. While other farms may focus on efficiency, quality, and crop rotation, we embrace the chaos\u2014and the extraordinary results it brings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here at Shitty Farms, our <em>mission<\/em> is simple: we grow food the way nature intended\u2014<em>without any of the fuss<\/em>. Our approach to farming might be unconventional, but it\u2019s certainly\u2026 interesting. From <em>micro-vegetables<\/em> that fit in the palm of your hand to <em>heavyweights<\/em> that will surprise you in more ways than one, we take pride in our truly <em>unique<\/em> harvests.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Farm Size<\/strong>:<br>Shitty Farms spans approximately <strong>4,314 square foot units<\/strong>, a highly precise and scientifically validated measurement. We measure in foot units because we find it more relatable than acres, which are, frankly, far too large for our tastes. Foot units are easier to manage, and besides, they sound more <em>down-to-earth<\/em>, don\u2019t they?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What\u2019s important to note is that although we may not have a vast expanse of farmland, we\u2019ve got <em>heart<\/em>\u2014and enough space to grow our signature crops, even if they occasionally need to be relocated due to&#8230; let\u2019s call it \u201cunexpected terrain issues.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to Shitty Farms, the proud producer of the most uniquely disappointing produce you\u2019ve ever had the pleasure of encountering. Founded in 1875 by the Lumpsworth family, we\u2019ve been cultivating crops for generations, but not the way you\u2019d expect. While other farms may focus on efficiency, quality, and crop rotation, we embrace the chaos\u2014and the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-16","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16\/revisions\/17"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}