{"id":30,"date":"2024-12-03T17:43:24","date_gmt":"2024-12-03T23:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/?page_id=30"},"modified":"2024-12-03T17:43:24","modified_gmt":"2024-12-03T23:43:24","slug":"the-future","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/?page_id=30","title":{"rendered":"The Future"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>The Future of Shitty Farms<\/strong>:<br>As we look to the future, we remain committed to producing the most peculiar, unexpected crops in all the land. We\u2019re planning to experiment with <strong>ant-sized cucumbers<\/strong> and <strong>pea-sized pumpkins<\/strong> in the coming year. Our goal? To offer produce so tiny, you\u2019ll wonder if it\u2019s even worth eating\u2014or better yet, if you\u2019ve been part of some kind of practical joke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But one thing\u2019s for sure: we\u2019ll never grow anything <em>normal<\/em>. At Shitty Farms, we like it that way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Future of Shitty Farms:As we look to the future, we remain committed to producing the most peculiar, unexpected crops in all the land. We\u2019re planning to experiment with ant-sized cucumbers and pea-sized pumpkins in the coming year. Our goal? To offer produce so tiny, you\u2019ll wonder if it\u2019s even worth eating\u2014or better yet, if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-30","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/30\/revisions\/31"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}