We\u2019d love to hear from you\u2014whether it\u2019s about our uniquely disappointing produce or to share your farming\/gardening fails!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shitty Farms
1234 Cornfield Lane
Ruralville, USA 56789<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\ud83d\udce7 General Inquiries:<\/strong> info@shittyfarms.com<\/a> Come see the chaos in person! We’re open for farm tours: We\u2019d love to hear from you\u2014whether it\u2019s about our uniquely disappointing produce or to share your farming\/gardening fails! Mailing Address Shitty Farms1234 Cornfield LaneRuralville, USA 56789 Email Us \ud83d\udce7 General Inquiries: info@shittyfarms.com\ud83d\udce7 Support: support@shittyfarms.com Follow Us Visit Us Come see the chaos in person! We’re open for farm tours:Monday – Friday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-45","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82,"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/45\/revisions\/82"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shittyfarms.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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Monday – Friday:<\/strong> 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
Saturday:<\/strong> 12:00 AM – 12:30 AM
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