The Future of Shitty Farms:
As we look to the future, we remain committed to producing the most peculiar, unexpected crops in all the land. We’re planning to experiment with ant-sized cucumbers and pea-sized pumpkins in the coming year. Our goal? To offer produce so tiny, you’ll wonder if it’s even worth eating—or better yet, if you’ve been part of some kind of practical joke.

But one thing’s for sure: we’ll never grow anything normal. At Shitty Farms, we like it that way.