At Shitty Farms, we do things differently. We don’t believe in achieving perfection or striving for high yields. Instead, we focus on creating one-of-a-kind experiences, harvests that are so peculiar they’ll leave you wondering, “How is this even possible?”
We measure our success in discrete units—the smallest unit we’ve ever calculated being 0.001 micrograms of soil gathered from a single plant. Our goal is not to feed the masses, but rather to offer an experience you can’t find anywhere else.
Our philosophy is based on three core principles:
- Scale is Overrated: Why aim for tons of potatoes when you can aim for something that fits in the palm of your hand? Tiny is beautiful, and we stand by that.
- Diversity in Disappointment: Every harvest brings its own unique form of… well, inconsistency. From strangely shaped squash to tomatoes that are “technically” not tomatoes, our produce may not make sense, but it certainly makes a statement.
- Every Crop Has Its Purpose: Whether you’re looking for the tiniest carrot for a hamster’s picnic, or a cabbage the size of a button for an artistic centerpiece, we’re here to meet your needs, no matter how small or absurd.