We’d love to hear from you—whether it’s about our uniquely disappointing produce or to share your farming/gardening fails!
Mailing Address
Shitty Farms
1234 Cornfield Lane
Ruralville, USA 56789
Email Us
📧 General Inquiries: info@shittyfarms.com
📧 Support: support@shittyfarms.com
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Visit Us
Come see the chaos in person! We’re open for farm tours:
Monday – Friday: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
Saturday: 12:00 AM – 12:30 AM
Sunday: Closed for existential reflection.